Friday, August 1, 2008


Hey all,
I apologize this blog hasn't been updated lately. Things have been crazy and wonderful at WNBR St. Louis, but Mariah and I have done a whole lot the last few days with the bike ride taking place TOMORROW (yes, tomorrow) and here are some updates. We sent it out the mailing list last night.

Hello all!

Today was an exciting day here at WNBR headquarters. Not only were we on the Fox news show but we also met with the police tonight. We wanted you all to know the official word after that meeting. Here's the city ordinance that they went over with us. We are encouraging strategic coverage of the controversial areas (genitals, buttocks, breasts) but maximum exposure within the law and if people decide to bare it all you need to know that that is in violation of the ordinance and the police have to right to make arrests if there are complaints.

14.01.170 Lewd and indecent conduct.
A. As used herein, the term "lewd and indecent conduct" shall mean:

1. The exposure of one's genitals, buttocks, vulva, pubic hair or the female breast below a point immediately above the top of the areola;

2. The touching, caressing or fondling of the breasts, buttocks or genitals, whether clothed or unclothed, for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification;

3. The touching, caressing or fondling of the breasts, buttocks or genitals, whether clothed or unclothed, which is likely to cause affront or alarm; and

4. Acts or representations of acts of human masturbation, sexual intercourse or sodomy, bestiality, cunnilingus, fellatio or flagellation.

Also, as Tower Grove park closes at 10 DON'T park there!! we are recommending people park on Arsenal or nearby streets. The location for body painting and departure will be Stupp Center and Memorial Garden (near the corner of the park closest Grand and Arsenal..Moca Bee's is nearby). Don't worry, though, if you forget or are confused, we should have people/signs directing you where to go from the Pool Pavilion.

The route is as follows:
Head south on Spring until Wyoming. Turn left on So. Grand, Right on Russell. Left on Compton to avoid the highway. Right on Lafayette, Left on Missouri. Right on Park. Left on 17th to Choteau then left to 4th past the Stadium. Left on market to 7th to Washington. 18th to Locust over to Olive, which leaves us at Grand and not too far from Atomic Cowboy. We'll see how folks feel distance wise and then decide which route to take to the After-party location.

All together the route should be about 10-12 miles which shouldn't take us more an hour to two hours. The police have kindly offered to help at the busiest intersections if need be. Also, we encourage all to wear helmets and lights and we will be obeying the rules of the road (stopping at lights, etc.)

Remninder: This is a peaceful protest. We encourage everyone to make the first ride as successful as possible. Let loved ones and strangers know and we'll see you Saturday! And don't hesitate to email us any further questions.

We're featured in so many places it's hard to keep count, but here's a few:

And on TV!

Hopefully, all this support is indicating a successful bike ride tomorrow. See you then!


Bill said...

I created a set of photos from last night on my flickr feed here:


Bill said...

opps sorry this link might work better:

nakedbikeridestl said...

hey bill,
unfortunately, i was only able to see the first photo... how do you access the rest? i was signed in.

Bill said...

Hmmm Maybe you need to be one of my contacts too ... I might have to re-upload them with different settings. I marked them as moderately safe and maybe that has something to do with it.

katie said...

hurray for such a fantastically successful night! you two have brought more nudity, cycling, and joy into this city. what more could we want?